GOD WHY???!!!!!!!!

Today was a day full of worry and regret.

Over what you say?? Over my stupid marketing mix project that is due on Monday. That's only 5 days away people!! And I only just sat down to do it tonight. It's an 8page single spaced paper. I'm sure most of you have done only double spaced papers(this is my first single spaced), so this would be 16 pages! And to make matters worse the professor assigned me the most boring and hard to research topic ever: Bayer Aspirin. Like what the hell? I can't think of one page worth of shit to write about Aspirin, let alone 8. I've never even taken the shit. Although, I'm sure I'll have to after the first couple pages of the project. LOL!!! Maybe I should just shoot myself now and get it over with.

I did start on it tonight. I have about a page done. Its a really hard topic to do research on. Not much is published about Aspirin. Or at least nothing truly of use to me. I'm supposed to analyze the marketing mix of the product(product, place, promotion, and price) as well as a SWOT analysis(strengths, weaknesses, opportunities and threats)on all four sections. I can think of a hundred products I would have rather had. Like Trojan Condoms, or Mr. Clean Magic Erasers, or Coach purses, or fucking anything really.

To add insult to injury, I have another project due the day after this one in my Business class. But that one is only 2 pages long and it's on "The Wheel of Retail". I got to pick my topic for that one and I can spit out two pages on that topic without even using a source. So that won't be the least bit hard. I do have to come up with a 5 minute presentation to go along with it though. It has to have PowerPoint and all that good shit. I still don't see it as a challenge though.

No.....just Bayer fucking Aspirin on my mind for the next five days!!!