I went to my hubby's holiday work party. They are some late ass people I guess. Anyways, it was a blast. I love hanging out with the guys from Dan's work and their wives. Everybody is so nice and fun loving. I can get drunk and act like an ass and feel like I'm around friends. I don't feel that way around a lot of people.
Speaking of getting drunk and acting like an ass.....I always think I act like a retard when I'm drunk. I always wait for my friends or Dan to tell me the next day about something rediculous I did when I was drunk. Nobody really does. They all just keep getting drunk with me. I think I need to be put on a leash and they just keep buying me drinks. What the hell you guys?? LOL! I guess maybe I should quit being so hard on myself. Everybody is a drunken ass. I think I'm fun to be around. I'm entertaining. Like last night Dan told me he loves the way I act when I'm drunk. He said it turns him on to see me all outgoing and working the crowd. I get all the ladies dancing. I tell jokes to all the guys. He said he thinks he's making people jealous that they can't have me. LOL!!! Sounds like something a hubby would say. But it was really nice to hear. I always worry that I was too "out there" at parties. But hell, I'm like that anyways so what difference does it make.
I AM ME, that's all I can be. If you don't like it you walk it out. And you ain't hood if you don't know what I'm talking about. LOL!!!(*Random rap song lyrics)
Now for my secret of the week from Postsecret.com. Or well the 'secrets' of the week. It was a good week this week. Lots of juicy secrets. So I had to pick two. The first I picked because it was crazy. I'm sure glad my husband didn't send this one in. LOL!!
And I picked this one because it was nasty and all I could think was that I'm never shaking a person's hand again for the rest of my life. Yuck!
Well, that's all. I don't have very many readers anymore I don't think. Misty and Nikki are like the only ones who ever comment. So this one's for you girl's!!!! My faithful readers. And all you others out there who are possibly just reading and not commenting.....Comment fool! I like to know I'm actually writing these blogs for someone.
12 comments:
heck yes! i love reading your blogs! and for once im reading it not with someone stuck to my boob! no not scott! the baby!! hahaha
Been there done that. LOL!!! I got so used to having my boobs out I almost answered the door with them out. LOL!
oh yeah. i walk around the house with my shirt half way up and my boobs hanging out!! haha! im still not comfy floppin them out in front of his family yet. and i did say YET! haha!!
I definitely whipped that shit out in front of everyone. Only you couldn't see anything. I got really good at hiding it. I wore those little shelf tanks under all of my shirts. I could just pull a boob over the top of it and then cover up the baby's face with my top layer of shirt or whatever. And I didn't wear nursing bras, just one that unhooked in the front. I had a good system going.
i bought the unhooking in the front bras too!! those damn nursing bras are expensive!
Hey now I was a loyal reader while at work but then we started picking up and I couldn't find the time to slack off anymore! ha ha. I still love you though. Drunk or sober! You are right though your fun to be around and you have a way of working the crowd but you don't need to be drinking to do it. You have this way of making everyone feel comfortable to be in the area. You know what I mean.
Anyhow sillyass - go shake someones hand! Then go WASH YOUR HANDS! ha ha ha.
I always find time to slack off!
There's a ticker on my blog- click on it. I think it's statcounter.com or something.
It shows how many people look at your blog, how many times a day, and what city/state/country they are from.
Sometimes, When I'm feeling lonely, I look at it.
and also- I have a book of random facts. Two of the facts are: In a given day, you will shake hands with at least 12 men who masturbated that day and did not wash thier hands.
the other fact is the same only with women.
I told that to everyone at work.
Amanda, thanks for the nice words. And you're right. I should realize I don't need drugs to make me a more exciting person.
I can't even name the last time I shook 12 people's hands. But men are nasty fo sho.
I will check out the ticker. I'm blog challenged. LOL!!!
I know! I shake hands with like, 12 people a year!!
I installed one of those tickers you suggested. I'm a little confused, but I'm sure I'll figure it out over time. :)
Speaking of holidays parties, my work Christmas party isn't until February 10th! Can you believe that shit?? Doesn't bother me, any excuse for free liquor.
I know you're "reformed" now, but we need to go out again sometime. I personally think you could "work the crowd" sober, no problem. Maybe just have the nasty red bull with grenadine to give you that extra energy. I forget if I already told you, but I wanna get back to Friday's. Their long islands are awesome.
I'm so hood! I wear my pants below my waist...n i never dance when i'm in this place.
I think I don't comment cuz I'm incapable of just getting on and reading and commenting. If I get on, I'm BSing around for like 2 hours. Looking at recipes and stalkin people on myspace. Right now I'm "working on my grocery list" LOL!
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