I agreed to sing Christmas carols at the VA hospital in Akron. It was lots of elderly veterans. It made me feel good to do something like that. But still, it was weird and I think I officially hate Christmas music now that I had to sing like 15 songs by myself in front of a bunch of people. It was different though. And you guys know me....I'm all about different.
I had a fun weekend. I went out with Amanda and the hubby on Friday. We went to see a comedic hypnotist. I wasn't sure if I believed in that stuff or not. The guy called for volunteers to come up and be hypnotized. Dan and I both went up. The hypnotist was super sexy and had a really deep entrancing voice. So I hung on to every word he said, really trying to go under. Well, it didn't work for me. I felt myself getting really relaxed and tired when he was talking but I didn't go completely under. It did however work wonderfully well for my hubby. The hypnotist ended up kicking several people off stage because it didn't work for them. But there was like 6 people, including my hubby, who were completely gone. This guy had them humping chairs and pretending they were kittens and goats. It was so funny. And we got it all on video.
I am truly a believer in hypnosis now. Mainly because there is no way in hell Dan would have done any of that shit if he wasn't. Also because the whole show nobody on stage so much as cracked a smile. Even I couldn't pull that one off. If I was humping chairs in front of a group of laughing people there would be no way I'd keep a straight face. It was truly remarkable and hilarious at the same time.
We finished off the night with Heather and DJ. And by finished off the night, I mean finished off the liquor and any sense of composure I had left in me. It was fun. I like hanging out with them. Even if DJ thinks I'm a raging butch dyke who's trying to make love to his wife. Could it be my fondness of breasts? or the fact that I talk about lesbian porn each and every time I get wasted?? I guess there are worse things people could think about you. But still, I love the penis. I really do. I'm just overtly sexual. Especially when I've had a little too much to drink. Or well...alotta too much to drink. It just so happens that women are so much prettier than men. What can I say? But that's still not stopping me from serving myself up a hot tube steak smothered in underwear on the daily. LMFAO!!!(*Did you vomit in your mouth a little?)
Anyways, I'm kind of sort of on time but here's the secret of the week from Postsecret.
This surely isn't the most exciting one I've ever picked. It's hard trying to be so perfect in school. I've had arguments with a lot of my fellow students about how important it really is to do well in school. I think you should try to absorb all the knowledge you can. I would rather absorb 90% or higher in my classes. Rather than the 70% you could get by with. But really and truly who gives a fuck.
This is a crazy random blog. It's filled with profanity and ridiculousness. You better go take a shower.
4 comments:
He was hot. Can't go against that one! I would have loved to see you up there doing that crap! Specially since he was "eyeing" up your boobage! lol You know that mo-fo would have had those suckers popin out all over the place! ha ha ha
He was hot. And I was thinking I was glad I didn't end up hypnotized cause yeah...I would have been dry humping him and not the chair. LMFAO!!!
chair humper
Tee-hee. :)
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