Tuesday, October 9, 2007

Good times!

Yesterday was a blast!

I went out with Erin, Sarah C., Heather, Sarah F. and Amanda. We went to a male review in Cuyahoga Falls and hit up some bars after.

The male review was interesting to say the least. I don't know about everyone else, but I had a good ass time. The beer goggles I had on were making me think those guys were pretty sexy. I have to comment, though, that this particular show wasn't like any others I've been too. These guys were a lot more aggressive and physical. The other ones I've been to were mostly stage shows and the lap dances were very restricted. Not so at this one. One of the strippers I really liked looked like Howard K. Stern. Another looked like Harry Potter. It was hilarious to watch all my girls getting lap dances and seeing the expressions on their faces.

After the show, we went bar hopping. We stopped at a little karaoke bar and I belted out a tune for everyone. Then we went to the Interbelt, which is a gay bar. We wanted to find somewhere we could dance and that's just where we ended up. If it weren't for my friends I probably would have gotten kicked out by security because I wouldn't leave the guard alone. LOL! Just innocent attention seeking, and I was a little bit slunk. I remember doing lots of ridiculous things like swinging a glowstick penis around all night saying "Bobby Light, Bobby Light. Bobby Light gonna do you right!"

Erin got me a bunch of cool stuff to wear. She got me a cool glittery crown that said "Birthday Bitch"(how perfect). She got me some chapstick, and some funny shot glasses. My favorite is one that says "Drink Skank Drink". Fucking hilarious! She made me all kinds of drinks to come home to. She made batches of jello shots for the road. She kept giving me ones to stick down guys greasy thongs. She really made the night that much more special.

Heather helped me get drunker by buying me about 5 rounds. That made my evening that much more drunker and fun. LOL!

Thanks to Sarah for bringing extra alcohol. Thank you Amanda for driving. Thank you Sarah for the awesome photo opps and for making your first night out as a mother with me.

Thanks to all my girls for coming and showing me a good time.

All the Red Bull I drank was like liquid crack. I barely slept a wink last night. I was up at 6 am this morning and I'm still up at 2:12pm when I should be napping with the baby. I'm just glad I didn't get sick.

Now I have Sarah's super fun Halloween party to look forward to as my next night out. It should be a good time as well.

Well, that's all. If you want to see pics, check out my myspace. I'm not even going to bother posting them on here.

15 comments:

Nikki said...

i DID check out the pics.

and i totally saw harry potter grinding up on people!!!

now i not only hate harry potter, i fear him...

Misty said...

oh aleta i can only imagine you at a strip club hahaha. im happy you had fun! you deserved it! kay i gotta go look at the pics now. =)

Aleta said...

I would have much preferred Ron Weasley as a stripper. Darn.

Nikki said...

or al gore.

rudy guliani!!

Aleta said...

It's funny you should say that, because we actually had a drunken conversation about who people would be more likely to fuck: Al Gore or George Bush. I have a knot on my head and I don't know where it came from. That means you had a good time, right? LOL!

Nikki said...

i don't know! i have a knot in my head, but it's becuase of a porn expedition...

Aleta said...

Hmmmmm......maybe mine was too.

Nikki said...

LMAO!

Anonymous said...

Yes, thank you mucho to Amanda for getting us there and back alive. :) We love you!

I dunno... the one dude who was on me was too old. He had to be like 40 or something. I don't want to touch a greasy sweaty old man. LOL But I'm really happy you enjoyed it.

I liked the Interbelt. It was fun finally getting to dance. Prettier guys than at the Red Fox, that's for damn sure.

The pictures are LOVELY ;)

Anonymous said...

Welcome ladys! I'm glad Aleta you had a great time, but I agree with Erin that one guy was too OLD to be doing that. Maybe he should find an office job.

However it was a once in a life time experience for me the pictures will be great memorys of your drunken butt! And to top it off the really good pictures you didn't post! But I know its limited viewers! lol

Sarahs face is priceless in those and boy the words coming out of her mouth! lol But you guys did a great job dancing it up with the gay fokes did I mention I got only 3 hours of sleep before I had to get up and drive back to Kent for work! lol

Heather and Sarah C looked like they enjoyed themselfs get the booty up in their face! lol Good times, great laughs! Amazing friends! Next year - your getting dinner at El'Camps lol

Anonymous said...

by the way what the hell is bobby light? lol I missed that.

Aleta said...

No way man, I'm going out every year for my birthday from now on. That shit was so fun! LOL!

Anonymous said...

Yes, thank you so much Amanda! Not to many people would drive a bunch of drunk crazy bitches like us around, LOL! I didn't realize that the one stripper looked like Howard K. Stern! EWWW! He was one of the better looking though, lol! I did have more fun then I thought I would thats for sure! I also had no sleep, because of the liquid crack! That shit is so good but damn I'm glad I only drink those every now and then. I even tried to take a nap and I was still wired! I crashed after work though! I was so freakin tired! Oh well it was worth it cause I had a good time! I love your friends, they are some great girls! Can't wait to hang out again soon~ :)

Aleta said...

Yeah, I'm so glad you went too Heather. I really wanted you there. I'm glad you had fun. I hope you'll be at Sarah's Halloween party. We both bought our costumes today. Wait till you see mine. You'll die. LOL! :)DJ should go too. Dan will be there. I think I am getting that Tony Montana costume for him if he still wants it. We just might have to get him a black wig or something.

Aleta said...

And I know this is gross....but I think Howard K Stern is hot. So I was really digging that guy. LOL!