Today was my birthday.
I got plenty of well-wishes from family and friends. I got 50 bucks from Dan's grandma. I got a shirt from my mom. I got a candle from my grandma. Dan half heartedly washed and cleaned my car(which he only did as to not hear me bitch). I went to dinner at the Macaroni Grill. I love it there. Then Dan and I went and bought him an Xbox 360 with all the trimmings for a whopping total of $500 bucks. What a nice birthday gift for me, LOL!(I bet I'll never even play it once in my lifetime. Seriously.)
I'm really excited to celebrate my birthday on Monday with all my girls. I wonder how many times I've said that now.
I felt bad all day for being such a big brat. I know Dan loves me and I know my friends love me. I guess I always feel like I put more effort into things than other people do. I can't hate on people for that though. I expect things to be so great, it's no wonder I'm let down so often. I don't know. I'm always a downer on my birthday and holidays. I must have seasonal affective disorder or something.
I've been sick all day. I've had a really bad sore throat and that cramp in my neck got worse. I did take some super strong ibuprofen first thing this morning and that helped through most of the day. That could have added to the blues I had today.
I'm pretty sure I've lost the majority of my readers. But then this could be like a nice diary. I'll start getting really personal and start talking about my vaginal itching from a yeast infection. Or how my armpits sometimes smell like Fritos. As soon as I do that, people will start reading again. LMFAO! I crack myself up. Fo real!
Well, goodnight all. I need some get-well sleep. I can't believe I'm almost 30. I'm an old fogey. Damn!
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you are not old. i honestly just realized you turned 26. haha. i thought u were my age. if ur armpits smell like fritos lemme tell ya my feet smell like old rotton doritoes when i dont wear socks with my shoes. its baaaddd
I don't know if it started after I worked in nursing homes, but I have a horrible fear of getting old. Looking saggy and wrinkly, having everyday aches and pains, not being able to wipe my ass. You know, when people ask me what I fear, I've never had an answer before. Now I know what it is. Getting old. I hope I die at a reasonable age, while I have my wits about me. I want to see the grandchitlins and all, but I'm not trying to be on the news for turning 100. Which I'm guessing, in the years to come, won't be much of a feat. Everybody will start living that long. God that shit freaks me out. When I was in highschool I wrote a paper about how we should have a genocide of all people over a certain age as a method of population control. I'd gladly enter the gas chamber for the sake of not getting old and sparing my family the burden of wondering where they can leave me to rot till I die. God, I am so unbelievably negative. Oh well, I'm sure I'll be singing a whole other tune when I'm around 85 or so.
i agree i dont want to be old either. the age part doesnt bother me the whole saggyness n what not. and the not being able to wipe my butt like you said. f that!
Man girl! You are a night owl. So am I. It's 4:50am and I cannot fall asleep. I think it's because I have a sore throat. Ugh! Better go away before Monday.
Hi there... It's me, Nikki's friend Mel... If you think your pits smell bad, you should stick your finger in your belly button and smell... It's gross. I purposely spray perfume in it now. I have a recommendation with the 360 you just got. Get Guitar Hero... And Viva Pinata. Both of those are games that I have for my hubby's 360 and I enjoy both thoroughly. They aren't so complicated that they don't make sense... AND they are fun!!! Happy belated birthday!!!
Thanks for the bday wishes.
I liked Guitar Hero for Playstation 2, I'm sure it's even more fantastical for Xbox. I will probably take your suggestion on that one. What is Viva Pinata?
And yes, my belly button smells rancid. You know what I've found that works for that though, just make sure you wash it out with a little soap when you're in the shower, and when you get out make sure you dry it with a kleenax or some tp. The moisture is what makes it start stinking I think. I've been doing that for the last few weeks or so and it works like a charm.
I'm one by one trying to figure out ways to eliminate the strange odors I have. Like when I clip my toenails. Or around my earrings, cause I leave the same pair in all the time. EEEEEEW! I'm so gross. LOL!
Man you guys are some funky bitches! Just try washing more...God damn! LMFAO!!!! I think the belly button one is the worst for me! Why does it have to get so stinky? I started taking baby oil on a q-tip and rubbing it in there when I get out of the shower. That helped allot. I remember one day Matthew came over and he likes to blow raspberries on my stomach and he discovered my belly button. Well then he wanted to keep sticking his finger in it. It was so gross, I could smell the stank from my belly button on his finger!! I had to chase him around to try and scrub his finger off, LOL! I will say he has never stuck his finger in my belly button since, LOL!
That is so effin nasty! LOL! I'm really glad I'm not the only one. I do think I am unusually smelly though. I need like prescription strength D.O. for my B.O. I can take a shower in the morning, wear deoderant, and I smell by the time I go to bed. They put a new type of Degree deoderant on the market that is supposed to be for people who think they stink more than other people. That's actually what the commercial said....do you think you smell worse than other people. LOL!!! It's supposed to be like prescription strength. I'm going to give that shit a try.
So mel...I looked up Guitar Hero and discovered that the 3rd one comes out the 28th of this month. It has online playing. So we'll probably wait it out to get that one. If you get it too we can be gay with our headsets and play each other. I imagine you can use the same guitar.
fritos?! that's better than saur kraut i guess...
It certainly is. :)
oh geez.. guitar hero.. =/ scott loves that damn game. he has the second for 360 and already has the 3rd one pre ordered with the wireless guitar. i dont play the 360 but i do play the wii.
I'm going to order tickets Monday. I don't want to run into a problem if somebody stands me up or something. Erin, her sister in law, Sarah, Tanae and Heather are supposed to be going. I'm not 100% positive on Heather and Tanae though. I'm pretty sure they are going.
Yeah, I preordered guitar hero III too... With a wireless guitar... Super excited for it to come out!!! Viva Pinata is a game where you build a garden and try to get pinatas to move in. You also try to "romance" them and make more pinatas so you can sell them and buy more stuff for your garden. It's really fun... And some of the stuff they do is super silly... I forgot to tell you that I hate when the lint between toes smells like cheese.... hahahahahahahahha...
Yuck! LOL! Leonardo gets cheese between his toes already. Guess it's cause he's always barefoot and army crawling. His belly is always filthy too. I should attach a swiffer to it so he can clean my kitchen floor.
I think I'd like that game. I loved the SIMS and that's what that reminds me of.
Yeah. I'm a sims addict!!! I also like the Desperate Housewives game for computer. It's hilarious...
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